As if I needed another reason to avoid Miami.
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Fuck me, I love Bronzino’s ‘Allegory of Love’. It’s so filthy! Just LOOK at cupid, slipping his mother the tongue and groping her breast as he offers up his arse for our voyeuristic gaze!…actually, I love most of these paintings. Of course, seeing them all rendered in anorexic photoshop style is about as weird and unlovely as seeing Keira Knightly cast as Elizabeth Bennet. ( sorry, Keira! I like your work, but I couldn’t help boggling over how totally anachronistic your body type is for that role. It didn’t bother me amidst the rest of the whacky fantasy highjinks of the Big Gay Pirate movies, but for Austen it just felt weird.)Art’s great nudes have gone skinny
Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano has created a visual re-imagination of historic nude paintings, had the subjects conformed their bodies to what the 21st century considers an ideal of beauty. The results are revealing—and quite shocking in what they say about the modern attitude toward women’s bodies.
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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Because I don’t know what’s going on in my life. Boys, school, friends, this summer, family… You name it and there’ll be at least one thing involved to confuse me.
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Nope :( I wish I did
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
I would definitely care. I don’t know that I’d keep trying to get him to stop, but I’d probably at least do something. But I wouldn’t break up with him just for that- at least not unless it became a problem that affected me.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
No. Not at all.
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Texting people, feeling bored in bed, watching a movie.
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
Hopefully my friends that would help me.
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Break up with the bastard and probably get some form of revenge (or just allude to the idea of revenge and not do anything because he’d be expecting something xD)
8: Are you close with your dad?
… not really…
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Wrong.
10: What are you listening to?
Nothing right now.
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
CHOCOLATE MILK. Lol, no, probably water TBH. Even though it’d suck to miss out on other drinks, I really couldn’t live without water.
12. Do you like hickeys?
I don’t know.
13: What time do you go to bed?
Whenever I’m tired (weekends)/ whenever I can (during the week, once I finish my homework)
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Yeah
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
I think so?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
80% of the time, yes. If I forget to respond immediately or can’t for some reason, I usually don’t for a few hours. Then, it depends on who send the text and what it was about.
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
No. I haven’t really ‘fallen’ for anyone, but I don’t hate the guys I’ve had crushes on.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
A few hours ago
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yeah. Some of my best friends, and a guy or two… ;)
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I don’t remember
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
Nope (only Steve, the Silence ;D)
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
Yeah, I guess so
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
In some aspects, yes. In others, no. Overall, no.
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yeah
25: In the past week, have you cried?
Yeah
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
Black
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
Nope, everyone calls me Tori.
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
I wouldn’t know if they were… Lol
29: Do you have a best friend?
I have a few people I call “best friends”.
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Nope, considering neither of us ever has had feelings for each other.
31: Who was your last call from?
Probably one of my parents.
32: Are you mad at anyone?
Not really
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yeah
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
19
35: How many more days until your birthday?
221
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
I’m going to Europe for three weeks! Other than that, all I know is that I’ll tour a few more colleges and start college applications.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Yeah
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
… Yeah
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
Yup
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yeah
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
To an extent, yes. But for the most part, no.
42: Are you available?
Yes
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
1) High school hasn’t ended. 2) Nobody.
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
Bellybutton or a simple stud on my nose I guess.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
I don’t know… I’d like to see it be possible.
46: Do you regret anything?
Yeah
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
People, Europe, Doctor Who, Star Wars, etc.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yeah
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
Naw, I don’t think I’d call it a mistake.
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
Because I doubt that he could ever go for a girl like me. And because I have a phrase/cliche/standard or whatever that people have said before stuck in my head, which unfortunately keeps me from pursuing every guy I like :(
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
Probably, I don’t remember.
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
Yeah, almost every day
53: What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken skewers
54: Did you get any compliments today?
Nope
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
EUROPE!- London, Paris, Lucern, Florence, Rome, Pompeii, Meteora, Athens, Greek cruise
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
Yeah, from Canada and Guatemala
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
Girls
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
Here
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
To Shreya’s or Jordan’s house the other day.
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Yeah
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Not a house, but a cabin
62: Who do you text the most?
Nobody?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
“One For The Money”- last night. HILARIOUS
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
Neither of them exist
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
Trololol, zero.
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
Nope
67: Do you curse around your parents?
Yes and no- there’s certain words that I do and don’t say
68: Are you happy with where you live?
I love my mom’s house
69: Do you collect anything?
Archie comic books
70: What’s your favourite colour?
Pink
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
Haha I don’t remember the last song I listened to. But every song reminds me of someone.
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
No
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
Doing homework and relaxing
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
Technically, no. But my “sister” is 25.
75: Does your last ex have a job?
N/A
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
N/A
77: Where is your cellphone?
By my bed
78: What colour is your cellphone?
White, Tardis blue cover
79: What did you dream of last night?
A creepy-ass dream… I only remember one part of it buttt… yeah. My mom and I were somewhere where this “Woman In Black” show/ride/thing was happening. And I was scared, but I had already been there or whatever. Then my mom was freaking out, and I got down on the stage/platform thing with tons of other people, picked out a book from a bookshelf (I don’t even know) and stood in a line next to a girl I’ve known since I was 2 who is in my service club with me but who I never see or talk to. Then I turned around and a couple guys from my school (in IB, but I don’t talk to much) were in the ‘bleachers’ near where my mom sat. Then something happened with Daniel Radcliffe coming out and starting the ride and I was a part of the staff or something or other… I dream weird dreams.
80: Are you atheist?
No
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
Maybe/probably
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
NOOOOOO
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
Not compared to some we have had in the past.
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
Short sweatshorts
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I’ll make a text post for them :)
Anonymous asked: 84
Can I assume this is the same person?
| Teacher: | Why did you not study? |
| Me: | A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday! |
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Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
